Fashion Friday: Monochrome

Okay. So, does anyone else notice that the way to look chic and photoshoot worthy is to don the same color from cap to toe-cap (the lastest shoe trend that I'm waiting to go away)? How do you look good in a tan bomber? Wear a tan flippy skirt with tan heels and tan tights, oh, and it helps if you're a blonde. Need to wear something outrageous? Make sure the rest of your outfit is the same color as that tutu, and you'll look AMAZING.

So, it's boring, so what? You'll look chic and that's what it's about.

Pause here while I rant for a second.

How you look isn't real. I know. That makes no sense, but seriously, after you get dressed, how much time do you spend looking at yourself? Checking in the mirror to make sure you're not gapping or whatever, but the rest of the day? It's how OTHER people see you that's going on, and that's interesting. Because how you look affects how other people think that they look, which is why I'd rather go to a party where I'm the worst dressed person than the best, as in, everyone's in t shirts and jeans which feels nothing like a party, not that there's anything wrong with t shirts and jeans, but still, if I'm there, it's what I see, so whatever amazing sequinned or studded thing I'm wearing, I'll feel like I'm wearing jeans and T's.

Does this make any sense? Probably not. Anyway. Back to monochromatic.

I've been wearing burgundy a lot. Like, head to toe, lot with burgundy skinny velvet jeans (which turned out amazing and I LOVE) and burgundy origami shirt (feel a little bit pretentious when I wear it, but who cares?) and my lace hoodie (lace has never been so cozy). I lurve it. To death. And I look so plum fantastic, AHA!!! I caught myself there, acting like how I look is actually something that I can be impressed by. How I think I look? Hm. Well, it's fantastic!

Anybody wear monochrome and look/feel super elegant or just boring?

Theatrical Thursdays: Zac Efron, the good, the bad and the cheesy

Zac Efron

 Bad photo, but you get the idea. This is the guy who was in High School Musical, the show that was so cheesy and ridiculous from a distance that I avoided all the stuff with him in it, but then I accidentally watched Charlie St. Cloud, (in the bathtub which I do not recommend because it has creepy water scenes which you don't need when you're in the bathtub. Shiver.) and I really liked him. So, I rented all three HIgh school musicals and had a marathon. It's true, I was fast forwarding tons of the last movie, but I got some actual entertainment out of the song and dance stuff, not a whole lot of plot, but the basketball dancers? Fabulous! Like Glee only without the annoying trops (who am I kidding? High school musical invented the trops. Anyway). So I was excited to see the new movie, the one by the Notebook guy, The Lucky One, yeah. Here he is below, a 'serious' actor.

Man. I did not like him in this movie, except when he's wrestling with the kid, he's good wrestling with kids. I was convinced the girl was totally smitten but him? He's all, 'I am so gorgeous, you can't help yourself, so I'll have pity on you and let you touch me'. Not attractive. Oh well.

So, what's the verdict? Good, bad or cheesy?

Charlie St. Cloud: Above average
Highschool musical: Actually entertaining
The Lucky One: You're lucky if you miss this one.

Anyone see anything else with Zac Efron in it?

What I read Wednesdays: Bad Taste in Boys

So... This was a funny book. The only bone I have to pick (hehe) is that there's a part in the book (zombie book) where she throws a zombie's foot at it to stop it from coming at her. She threw the foot. At the zombie. The next chapter she's looking everywhere for the foot which she finds in her car. Small thing, maybe, but I think we need to keep track of missing zombie limbs, otherwise we have a hard time taking the genius (who has issues with common sense) saving the day. I mean seriously. Keep track of the body parts.

Other than that, wow! It was seriously funny, and the hero had seizures! I really liked that. The hero guy was a brainy football player, my favorite kind of hero, and their relationship while short, was definitely sweet.

Bad Taste in Boys

That is where it is at Goodreads, but I got mine at the library. Definitely worth a read if you're looking for a casual relationship with a zombie book.

Music Monday: pink muffins and cellophane

Cellophane is the song I listen to on repeat right now. No idea if it's the beat or the title, (there are hundreds of songs out there with the same title, weird, no?) but it's totally addictive.

Something that isn't addictive? My last batch of pink muffins. Pink muffins, what could possibly not be amazing about pink muffins? I juice veggies in mornings because I need energy and I don't do caffeine, so I have tons of pulp that I usually compost, but last week I made muffins out of the pulp that were really surprisingly great, but this time, maybe because I didn't actually follow the recipe, they turned out harder than cardboard and tasted like, well, cardboard. I don't like cardboard. So that sucked. Ah well, you win some, you lose some, and I can still compost the muffins, so we're all good!

Have you had any exciting cooking failures lately you'd like to share?

Project Run and Play

Hello! I meant to do this, but frankly, I'm too busy blowing my nose to really get obsessive about sewing projects.


It's just so fun. And the flickr group! You have to see the flickr group. I was going to be part of the flickr group but alas. It was the first project actually, I was completely stumped, and unwilling to sit and sew a billion ruffles although I thought it would be cute to do a ruffled samba panty for the baby. Maybe I'll get around to it this week! So... it's Fashion Friday, and we need some photos!

Okay. This is someone I don't know, some prime minister's wife or something, but that hat! The black swiss overlay on her dress! It's Burtonesque only espanole! I love it. Yep. Love. It reminds me of a flamingo, an emo flamingo.

Olivia Palermo. I don't even know who this is but Two birds did a fashion inspiration of her once. Is she a model? An actor? A civil rights activist? Daughter to a hotel franchise? No idea, but I love the fur scarf, the boots, the camel with burgundy accents. Oh no! I have no burgundy bags! What am I going to do? Oh well. There's no way in this whole wide wonderful world I have enough hands to use one to hold a purse. No strap, no way. Who walks a dog holding a purse without a strap anyway? She must be a fictional character. I LOVE fictional characters. Anyway, Happy Friday! Any new fashion inspirations going on?

Fashion Friday: Writing my Wardrobe

First thing I knew I was facing off with my closet, one foot in a sophisticated kitten heel, the other bare on the wood floor tapping in time to my alarming song, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPZQ7ZLy3MI . Try to not tap your foot, bare or not.

Second thing, slipping into the silver sleek vroommobile on my way to the Woldemort bazaar for my first spectacle. Wrap skirt of an exceptional singular gorgeousness....

Hold on a minute! What's going on here?

Um. Apparently I crave writing a fashion blog so much I'm starting to fictionalize it. Sad really. Fine. I'll do a fashion blog post but only because my psyche is completely out of control and no one wants a dramatized version of me getting dressed (particularly when I'm doing weird stuff like giving alternative names to Walmart that imbue the evil nature of a certain Harry Potter villain which is also an evil franchise (lots of levels there, don't you think?))

Where was I? Right. Fashion post. I've found the BESTEST (It's cuter when other people use it) blog called, the vivienne files which has the capsule stuff, the 4x4 stuff, which I've never heard of but is most useful particularly when you're starting to go insane about hot pink or ox blood, and you have to do something about it, keeps you from having to do an 8x8, gasp. Or you can do the 2x2. You know I'm doing a 4x4 in burgundy for the sewing competition. You people have no idea what I'm ranting about but it's AWESOME! and I'M GOING TO PARIS!!!! I really shouldn't be so excited but I totally am! So whew! Fashion post out of my system I can go back to being a calm, introverted writerly sewist.

Have you got a favorite fashion blog?